For Michael and Cody
20 Questions
- “Are you ready to hear this?”
- “Why do you ask silly questions?”
- “Guess who has a clause in their contract stating they don’t actually have to do their job?”
- “Are you kidding me?”
- “Why would I do that?”
- “Who else knows?”
- “Do I look like Information Central?”
- “Is this why the budget’s shot?”
- “Is the budget shot?”
- “Are people lying about the budget?”
- “Are they telling the truth?”
- “What’s being done?”
- “About which?”
- “Can’t they be fed to the dragon?”
- “Which dragon?”
- “Won’t the Regents do anything?”
- “Who do you think approved the clause?”
- “Shouldn’t we ride out and warn others?”
- “Against what?”
- “Why are people so stupid?”
No one ever asks me if I am Information Central bc they know that if a correct answer is not at hand, I’ll make one up.